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Google Laughs

31 Aug

When I’m bored I like to go to Google and start typing in questions and see what search results come back as the most popular searches. The questions people ask are generally funny.

 Like these zingers! Let me just clarify the point of what I do on Google: when I typed in “why is” these were the most used responses on Google. These are the questions that people are asking time and time again, and here are the world’s issues: green poop and slow Facebook.

Apparently poop is actually a primary concern on Earth today. As well as sad life questions… I feel like you won’t be able to figure out why your life sucks through Google. That might take a little soul searching.

Death is another big question too. A little morbid, America, a little morbid. Surprisingly I was still finding a ton of Caylee Anthony searches too. Super morbid, America, super, duper morbid. Friggin “CSI” is ruining our generation.

All in favor of doing away with impossible Internet slang? Apparently most of the technological world. (I also don’t know what any of these things mean)

This was my favorite one, mainly because I spend night after sleepless night wondering why I can’t own a Canadian. Why is this world so cruel?

Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll come up with some pretty hilarious results. Plus, it’s a great way to kill some time.

 

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Vide-OH! Of the Day

31 Aug

I love baseball. More importantly, I love the Philadelphia Phillies. It’s a great team full of cute men that are extremely talented and look great in red. My friend, Emily, who I got to run around the 2008 World Series Parade with (one of the best days of my life, side note) sent me this awesomely hilarious video of my wonderful little cuties.

For all of those people that didn’t get this, that’s first baseman Ryan Howard on the left and second basemen Chase Utley on the right having a little chit chat on the Phillies bus. The players on the team are said to have a really strong, adorable relationship with each other, which is just another reason why I love the Phillies and this video.

Anyway, I don’t know if this video needed that much explaining but I hope you loved it as much as I did.